
Simplified Super Bowl (Taylor’s Version)
- Swiftie Session
- Feb 12, 2024
- 2 min read
Here's a little blog for my fellow swifties who are perhaps a bit uneducated on American Football, so you can discuss with others and sound smart.
So here's how the Super Bowl went:
1st quarter (also known as the first couple minutes of the game):
Taylor's boyfriend's team, the Chiefs, weren't doing too well. They didn't have many points and it looked like they were going to lose. The game was basically saying "you're losing me" to the Chiefs
2nd quarter (the second bit of the game before the halftime show):
The Chiefs finally were doing better! They now had 13 points and were winning! It's been a long time coming!!
Halftime:
This is the part where we watched Taylor watch the artist "Usher" perform. If you've ever been to an American high school dance, you've heard his music. Anyways, he slayed and was dancing like he was 22.
3rd quarter (the part directly after the halftime show):
The chiefs and their opponents (the 49ers, but that's not too important), kept scoring points. No one was quite sure who would win. We weren't sure if we were going to make it out of the woods yet.
4th quarter (endgame.... or is it??):
Kinda like the 3rd quarter, it was back and forth on who was winning. Then the 49ers scored points and looked like they were going to win. But then... 3...2...1.. LETS GO *****!! When all hope was lost, Taylor's team got a point 3 seconds before the game was over!! But what now??
Overtime (this means they played longer so they could break the tie):
Now this game was very delicate. So it goes, it was something we have seen all too well. It looked like our castle was crumbling, but honey we rose up from the dead like we do all the time! Something happened that was only from our Wildest Dreams!! Once again, 3 seconds before the game was over, our very own Red (Taylor's Version) team (aka the Chiefs) scored a point!! They won the game!!
Summary: Taylor Swift won the game!
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